My stomach is all like “SNXHWUNSJAMXUSJWODKKDJ FILL ME LIKE A WHORE AHDJENBDKWKXJDK”
And I’m like “that’s not very chanel of you”
And my stomach is like “SHKSHXWJZ SKBDKDJ COOKIES AHSKXJKSJXJL”
And my hands are like “we like stomach more so were going to put these cookies in your mouth”
And I’m like “you assholes”
And my mouth is like “don’t act like you don’t love these cookies you slut”
And I’m like “holy fucking shit Jesus tits that’s delicious”
And then I get fat
